I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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