just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
