I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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