The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The police scanner is talking about you again....
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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