There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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