your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Your cock deserves a montage
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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