ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
oh god the rape fog is back!
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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