he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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