Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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