there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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