Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The air was thick with penises
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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