If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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