She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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