it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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