you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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