You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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