with your own penis?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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