you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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