i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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