Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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