i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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