it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
tell me about the fingering
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