I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I want to have your abortion
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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