She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
