whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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