Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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