Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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