things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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