You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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