yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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