Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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