Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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