No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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