No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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