I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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