If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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