I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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