on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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