Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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