He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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