$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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