The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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