So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You did what with his pubic hair?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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