youre lurking in front of me
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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