if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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