...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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