I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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