And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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