Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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