Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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